The $18 iPad

Did I ever tell you about the time I got an iPad Air 2 for $18?

That’s right – eighteen dollars and zero cents.

It doesn’t happen often, but when you trade for a while it will happen.

How does it happen? It takes an unbreakable set of rules that I use to mitigate risk. Every trade carries with it the risk of losing money. Rule number 1 is never lose money.

Anyway back to the iPad.

I was on holiday in Taiwan. I lose my mind on holiday, and always end up picking some wild project to complete. This time though, all I wanted was to get deals.

I had just come off my best trading month ever – the lead up to Christmas. It was $1000 profit per week. Real nice stuff. And then, all of the sudden, boom. Nothing.

International holidays meant that I can’t make deals, meet buyers, or do anything.

…or did it…?

Internet is everywhere these days, so I logged back into my favourite online classifieds looking for deals. And you know what? The deals were still there, even though I was on holidays 9000km from home.

I messaged my brother and asked if I could use his house as a mailing address while I was out. And then I was back in business.

Long story short, among other things I picked up an iPad Air 2 for $180 inc. postage while I was on holiday. I got home a few weeks later and picked it up from my brother’s house.

All good, except. EXCEPT!! The iPad had been shipped in a single layer bubble wrap bag. I’m like come on. When in the hell would a single layer of bubble wrap ever protect an iPad from the cruelty of postal physics. When?? Never, that’s when.

Of course, when I turned it on and started browsing on it, the iPad had a weird display issue. The shadows of any image were filled with negative rainbows. I lodged a PayPal claim for it, and PayPal refunded me after a couple of weeks with the instruction to return the iPad to the seller.

(note that you must always pay your seller by PayPal, for this very reason)

When I returned the iPad, as an extremely passive aggressive FU to my seller, I bundled it up very nicely with bubble wrap, in a proper box, and sent it using signature on delivery. The total cost to return it via post was…you guessed it: $18.

I posted the iPad back to its owner, and that was that. A full refund, minus the return postage. My fingers were slightly burned. I don’t tend to lose!

In fact, my model keeps me from losses so well that I have only recorded losses in less than .05% of my trades. That’s fewer than 1/200 trades closed unprofitably.

Anyway, I THOUGHT that was that. But you know what happened? Three weeks later, I’m sitting at my desk and the mailman drops me an unexpected parcel. I keep a spreadsheet for tracking my business. Buys, sales, dates, margins, the lot.

I wasn’t expecting any parcels though, so to find the iPad inside was quite a surprise.

It turns out the seller had not communicated at all with PayPal. PayPal had told me to return the item to a dead address, and because I’d sent it with signature on delivery, the parcel had sat unsigned-for at the local post office. The post office got sick of looking at it, and returned it to the sender – me.

Funny thing is, after the iPad came back to me, the display issue vanished. I played for a while, imagining the iPad would join the ranks of other great productivity tools I have. My computer, my phone, and there in between would be my iPad.

It didn’t work out that way though, and after my iPad had sat for a month I’d had enough. I listed it for sale and dumped it for $280. That’s $262 of profit for anyone who’s counting.

To learn my full system from buying to reselling, including my best negotiation and risk management strategies, pick up Garbitrage: The Flipper’s Textbook.

I’ll take you from zero to deal making in 90 something pages. By the time we’re done, you’ll be ready to hunt in the second hand markets like a wolf.

Garbitrage LITE – The Flipper’s Free Primer

I’ve written a free ebook to complement my paid textbook – something to help you get started in the world of flipping.

Learning to profitably flip takes time, effort, and the right mindset.

However, you can implement many strategies to increase your profitability and minimize your risk.

Garbitrage LITE is going to teach you simple ways to find saleable goods, buy them profitably, and sell them safely.

Without knowing the flipping basics, your system won’t ever reach full potential. Read Garbitrage LITE and you won’t need to spend all day looking through Walmart for $5 of profit.

The following tips, tricks, and tactics can help you get profitable, get smarter about trading, and Get Paid More.

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Dividends

There is an epidemic of thought within the Twitter Money circle, that ebooks are some sort of panacea to all manner of lifestyle ills. More prevalent nowhere, than in the niche of dividend gurus. No one ever stops to ask them why they’d buy the guru ebook rather than just buying some actual dividend stocks.

So I thought I’d take a moment here to remind you that you earn nothing for buying an ebook. You might be lead to believe you are – that you can educate yourself rich. I assure you that you cannot. Otherwise why do all of the finance professors go home at night in 15 year old Corollas. No, knowledge and information and education are altogether worthless except in the case that you seize them and use them as a tool to cut a path to your goal.

No one wants you to be rich. No one is selling their secrets. The contents of the dividends ebook are likely paraphrased investopedia.

My Twitter Guide

Money twitter can be a funny place. Personally I don’t recognise anything below 10000 followers as being of significance.

Sure, we all start somewhere. And I am lucky that I got followed at all.

But seriously kids, take it easy with the selling. You got no experience. You got no skills. You’re selling garbage from other idiots whose only skill is tricking idiots into buying.

People are gonna come to you and want to buy when you’re a recognised authority in your field. Not when you’ve spent two months on twitter.

New Blog So Shiny Much Wow

Hey what up, it’s Mikey from Get Paid More. Glad you’re here. Now, I realise there isn’t much to see at the moment but that’s cause I literally paid for my hosting 40 minutes ago. Give me a second you savage.

I am very, very excited that you’re here. Hope you’re ready to continue the fun that we’ve been having over the last couple of months over there on Twitter.

I started this blog because I feel the need to stretch my legs a bit. Twitter is great and all, but my hand is sore from all the high fives. I need something with a bit more substance. I need long form. Also, I wake up in the night covered in sweat cause I keep dreaming that same dream. You know – the one about the Twitter algo shutting me down and deleting all of my hard work. Terrifying.

But now we’re all here, and we’ll have lots of fun. You’ll see – stick around and you’ll see.